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He Is Risen… And He Wants Your Brains.

The announcement was correct. The manner was not specified. He is risen — that part of the theological record is accurate and has been for two thousand years — and he wants your brains, which is the part that the two-thousand-year record did not include and which the EC Comics illustration is now clarifying with the crown of thorns still on, the cross still in hand because old habits persist, and the expression of something that has risen and has an appetite and is currently managing both with the urgency that rising after three days of not eating produces. The He Is Risen T-shirt is the most conceptually efficient religious exploitation design in the catalog — the announcement unchanged, the addition of three words, and the theological event repositioned in the zombie horror genre with complete structural accuracy and the maximum possible economy of means.

Zombie Jesus Horror Comedy, Religious Exploitation Undead & EC Comics Sacred Horror Aesthetic

This design achieves what only the best religious exploitation comedy can achieve: the complete integration of the sacred source material and the horror genre in a way that requires no explanation, no intermediary text, no setup beyond the two-line structure that the design provides. «He Is Risen» is the announcement. «…And He Wants Your Brains» is the clarification. The ellipsis is doing the transition’s entire work — the pause between the theological statement and the zombie horror genre’s most distinctive appetite, the moment of reorientation, the shift that requires three dots and then three words. The EC Comics illustration style gives the image the quality of a horror comic cover from the era that understood the sacred and the transgressive as productive neighbors — the crown of thorns intact, the cross as the risen figure’s constant companion, the stormy night sky providing the atmosphere that zombie horror requires. He is risen. He wants your brains. Both are currently true.

If You Love These Films, You’ll Love This Design:

• The Return of the Living Dead (1985) — the zombie film that established «brains» as the genre’s primary appetitive statement
• Shaun of the Dead (2004, Edgar Wright) — the zombie horror comedy that understood the genre’s liturgical aspects
• Zombieland (2009, Ruben Fleischer) — zombie horror comedy and the risen dead as the film’s primary subject
• Dawn of the Dead (1978, Romero) — the zombie film as social and religious commentary
• Night of the Living Dead (1968, Romero) — the risen dead and the theological implications of what they want
• Dogma (1999, Kevin Smith) — the religious exploitation comedy that most thoroughly understood sacred and transgressive as the same register
• Jesus Christ Superstar (1973) — the sacred figure in the popular culture context, the direct ancestor of this design’s entire approach

Original Cult 77 Identity

Cult 77 creates original artwork for those who understand that «He Is Risen» and «…And He Wants Your Brains» are the most efficient religious-zombie crossover in the history of either genre, requiring no additional context, no supporting text, and no explanation beyond the three dots that connect the theological statement to the zombie horror genre’s most recognizable appetite. The announcement was always accurate. The clarification was always implicit. The crown of thorns is still on. The cross is still in hand. He is risen. He wants your brains. This isn’t just a shirt; it’s the theological and zombie-horror crossover that required exactly two lines and three dots and was complete.

Perfect For:

• Fans of zombie horror comedy, religious exploitation undead cinema, and EC Comics sacred horror aesthetics
• Collectors of zombie film poster art, religious horror imagery, and transgressive sacred comic illustration
• Alternative streetwear lovers drawn to blue-red-cream stormy palettes, zombie Jesus iconography, and cross-carrying undead horror design
• Cult film collectors, horror convention attendees, and religious exploitation cinema devotees

Premium Quality, Ethical Production

• 100% pre-shrunk organic cotton (approx. 180-190 g/m²) — he is risen; the shirt is excellent
• Direct-to-garment (DTG) printing for maximum stormy night blue depth and EC Comics zombie Jesus illustration detail
• Water-based inks with Oeko-Tex Standard 100 certification
• Tubular construction (no side seams) for a classic, clean silhouette
• Produced locally in Spain with ethical practices

Sizing & Fit

• Unisex sizing: S, M, L, XL, XXL
• Classic comfortable fit, true to size with a slightly structured style

Styling:

• Religious Horror: With black slim jeans, heavy boots, and a dark coat — he is risen; dressed for the theological development
• Zombie Comedy: With dark wide-leg trousers and worn leather trainers — sacred zombie horror as daily aesthetic
• Night Out: The centerpiece for a zombie horror comedy marathon, a religious exploitation double feature, or any Easter event where the risen status is confirmed and the appetite is the new information

Shipping

• Free worldwide shipping over €100
• Production: 1-3 business days (made to order)
• Delivery: 4-6 business days internationally (depends on the country)