Holy Strippers vs The Living Dead: The Most Transgressive Bag at the Farmers Market.
A zombie nun is reaching for her. The cathedral is on fire in the background. She has a cross in one hand and a pole in the other and the expression of someone who has assessed the situation and found it manageable. The tagline has confirmed that faith was optional, sin was mandatory, and this is a Cult77 Production — which explains everything about the situation and nothing about how it got to this point, which is the correct amount of explanation for a film of this description. The Holy Strippers vs The Living Dead tote bag takes the most transgressive concept in the catalog and puts it on something you carry to the supermarket, where its grindhouse palette, EC Comics illustration quality, and zombie nun imagery will do something to the produce aisle that the store was not prepared for.
Nunsploitation Zombie Horror Meets Daily Carry
This bag works because the commitment is total. The Gothic cathedral in ruins. The zombie congregation. The combat figure with cross and pole. The tagline that manages to be three complete sentences in seven words. None of it is half-measures. Carry it to a horror convention: the most credentialed bag in the room. Carry it to a farmers market: the most interesting bag in the room. Carry it to a nunsploitation film screening: the only correct bag for the occasion. Faith was optional. The bag is mandatory.
Original Cult 77 Identity
Every Cult 77 piece is original artwork — not licensed, not derivative, not designed for audiences that want something they’ve encountered before. This tote is for the nunsploitation devotees, the zombie horror scholars, and the people who understand that «Faith Was Optional. Sin Was Mandatory.» is the best production note in the history of exploitation cinema and deserves to be carried to the supermarket on a cotton tote. The zombie nuns are reaching. Your groceries are protected. A Cult77 Production.
Perfect For:
- Fans of nunsploitation horror, zombie exploitation, and grindhouse convent cinema aesthetics
- Anyone who wants a functional bag that is also the most transgressive object in any room it enters
- Gift option for the exploitation cinema devotee who has seen The Devils and feels the genre still had further to go
Product Details
- Material: 100% cotton, 200 g/m²
- Capacity: Approx. 10 liters
- Handles: Long and reinforced for shoulder carry
- Print: One-sided, high-res DTG for maximum EC Comics illustration warmth and Gothic grindhouse detail
- Eco-conscious and reusable
Shipping
- Free worldwide shipping over €100
- Production: 1-3 business days (made to order)
- Delivery: 4-6 business days internationally (depends on the country)
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